Gentle reader, I’m not sure if you’re going to believe today’s blog entry, but please please rely on me to tell you the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, as I have always done for you.
My friend David Normal introduced me today to a new beverage, seen hear both front and back. Ol’ Glory is stylishly designed in red, white and blue with the American Pledge of Allegiance on the back, the words ‘UNDER GOD’ capitalised.
A product of two Baby Boomer Americans in their seventies, Ol’ Glory is patriotic, cheap and effective, just as they intended. With the major claim to be ‘America’s best energy drink’ emblazoned on the front, the company have gone to every length to include only the finest ingredients, such as:
High Fructose Corn Syrup, Carbonated Water and Sodium Citrate.
As a non-American, I didn’t feel qualified to try it, although I’ve heard of other beverages I might try, such as ‘Pimp Juice’, an energy drink sold exclusively in African-American neighbourhoods, and ‘Kabbalah’.
Live and learn more at www.OlGlory.com
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