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America’s best energy drink

ol' glory
ol' glory front

Gentle reader, I’m not sure if you’re going to believe today’s blog entry, but please please rely on me to tell you the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, as I have always done for you.

My friend David Normal introduced me today to a new beverage, seen hear both front and back. Ol’ Glory is stylishly designed in red, white and blue with the American Pledge of Allegiance on the back, the words ‘UNDER GOD’ capitalised.

A product of two Baby Boomer Americans in their seventies, Ol’ Glory is patriotic, cheap